Jen Has Family

I’m married to this guy. Forget about the dorky sunglasses on a safety string. Focus on the Kanye glasses.  They suit him much better.

His name is George.  Would you believe me if I told you that I had a suspicion I’d find a life with a dude named George?  It’s true.  I swear it.

I don’t know how long we’ll be married, but so far, it’s lookin’ good.

Together, we parent these girls.  They are Millie (Amelia Louise Bruno) and Mona (Ramona Lucille Bruno), although if you don’t read my blog often, you might be confused, because they also go by 332 different nicknames.  Depends on the day.

For now, they are only children, although we are trying like crazy to give them a human sibling.  Stay tuned.  I have an uncooperative uterus.  (***Update:  We will be adding a sweet little boy to our family in 2013!  Henry Elliott Bruno is due to arrive on March 31, 2013!!!  The dachshunds are overjoyed.  At least that’s what we tell them.)

Thank you for visiting my blog.  I’m happy for you to know my family and happy you are here.  Make yourself comfortable.  There will most likely be profanity.

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