Relief. I had no doubts, but George’s swimmers came back with glowing results! Good news! Great news!!! The bad news for him is that I’m going to continue preparing his intense vitamin regimen each week. Poor dude. It’s a wonder he can even fit lunch in his stomach with all those pills! Such a team player, that guy.
So, all accusatory eyes are back on me. I’m the only one with the funk. And I can work with that! Fixing one person seems a lot easier than fixing two. You.Go.Boys.
Dear George’s Sperm:
You guys rock! We plan to treat you to hot wings this week!
Love and Fertilization,
Jen’s Ovaries
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Yay for super sperm! I thought the same thing when we heard of my hubby's super sperm, I was like "Oh crap, it's all me then." But you are so right…fixing one is better than fixing two!
that "letter" just made me die laughing.
hahahaha
Don't you guys think that looks just like him??? All it's missing is facial hair and glasses!
Hi, I'm somewhat new to blogspot. And just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of your blog. I've been through infertility. And now on an adoption path. You are too funny.
This is hilarious!
Go, lil swimmers! Go! Wishing you the very best
Having dealt w/ fertility issues myself, I know how exciting it is to start having some answers and direction 
What is the vitamin regimen that you have him on? I plan on doing something like that with Hubs regardless of what his sperm count is.
WOO HOO! That's fantastic news.
Thanks so much guys! We are still celebrating! Okay, I'M still celebrating. George acts like he's not the least bit surprised.
Yay sperm! Boo noles! Go GATORS!!!