Um Sir? You Are Way Too Dope To Be 36.

by Jen on January 26, 2011

Maybe it’s your growing beanie collection, or maybe it’s the fact you ditched your old school Doc Martens for shoes of the 21st century?  It could be that you “don’t stop, get it -get it” when you hear Ice Cube.  Or maybe, it’s because you rock an Elmo tattoo.  But whatever the reason, I am finding it difficult to believe you are 36!  You ooze youth and sweat puberty.  You are the rump to my shaker, the fresh to my clean, and most of all, you are the boom to my pow.  Without you, I wouldn’t have a G for my 6.  And that, would be pretty tragic.
In your 36th year, I’m gonna do my best to strap you down with a rug rat.  I want to link you with baggage to keep the college chicks from trying to steal you.  I’m gonna be on you like a dropout to a professional athlete.  Prepare buddy.  I’m ’bout to secure my meal ticket.  Wut!
Until then, I’m going to continue to love you.  I’m gonna start preparing for Birthday Week 37, as you are the most gracious gift getter in the South!  Cheers to you, homeboy.  You are so much more than my dreams.
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1 kimberly rae January 26, 2011 at 6:30 pm

🙂 soo sweet!happy bday george!!

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2 Emily January 26, 2011 at 7:35 pm

Happy birthday to him!PS. I gave your blog an award. Check it out on my blog!

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3 a field of dreams January 26, 2011 at 10:22 pm

So cool. Loved this and I'm sure The Man deserves it too!ICLW #126

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4 Megan January 27, 2011 at 4:18 am

ooh i LOVED this!! Especially the strapping him down with baggage..genius idea….

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5 Logical Libby January 27, 2011 at 7:19 pm

36 is the new awesome. Well, at least until we all turn 37.

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