My Last Meal

by Jen on December 15, 2010

This post was inspired by the Lady Bloggers Society Wednesday Writing Prompt to discuss your “last meal”.
  

Considering I recently posted about my ill fitting undergarments, it’s probably inappropriate to post about my desired “last meal”.  But, whatev.  Hmmmmm….  last meal, last meal, last meal???  It would most definitely include cheese.  Yes!  Oh, and chips and salsa. Werk!  And something with marshmallows.  Oh how I worship marshmallows! Aren’t they wonderful?!?!?  I would have at least 64 ounces of Diet Coke fo sho, and cereal.  With marshmallows.  Yep!  Hello?  Aren’t you paying attention?!?!?!?  Oooooh – and SUSHI!  Spicy stuff, not just a bitch ass Cali Roll.  Something smothered in spicy mayo – the good kind.  You know, the kind made with Sriracha.  Mmmmm….
Most importantly, I’d like my last meal (I’m having a Green Mile moment) offered to me by a server who understands I don’t require a bunch of banter where food is involved.  I’d like to eat it in a booth, sitting cross legged.  Alone.  I’d like to read a juicy copy of US Weekly with a cover boasting the Brad and Jen reconciliation with a supporting story showing that Jessica Simpson lives happily ever after.  (I worry about her.)  And, to add icing to an already jazzed up fantasy, as I’m taking my final bite, I’d like to receive a text from Oprah that says, “Girl, you make me proud!”  Ahhhh.
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1 Facing50Blog.com December 15, 2010 at 12:48 am

What a great post fellow cheese worshipper. I throughly enjoyed reading it.Excellent ending. I hopped over from the midweek mingle and liked your blog so much I have added myself as your latest follower. Off to read som more of your posts now.Please drop by and maybe follow me. I'd be delighted to welcome you.Warmest wishesCarol from http://www.facing50withhumour.blogspot.com – the blog that gives you laughter lines – thought of that dreadful tag all by myself and now realise it's rubbish!

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2 scrapwordsmom December 15, 2010 at 6:46 am

Fun post today! Oprah would be a nice touch my last meal:)Stopping by from LBS.

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3 Candace Haworth January 11, 2011 at 10:26 am

Jessica Simpson is on a train about to derail!.. And Oprah is a saint. Lovin' your blogs. Truly.

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